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Harmonic Life Astro Chart


Description: João Gordo, American musician (Ratos de Porão)

Natal Date: 3/13/1964

Planetary Positions:

Sun 353.37 -2.87
Moon 346.07 -10.81
Mercury 353.99 -4.27
Venus 33.74 15.08
Mars 348.77 -5.89
Jupiter 21.69 7.96
Saturn 331.39 -13.06
Uranus 159.39 9.55
Neptune 225.74 -15.38
Pluto 169.79 19.96
Mean Node 98.19 23.23
True Node 98.96 23.19
Mean Apog 245.23 -18.81
Oscu Apog 227.43 -13.74
Chiron 344.40 -1.67
Pholus 318.56 -22.91
Ceres 270.59 -21.38
Pallas 250.11 11.80
Juno 245.19 -8.57

Sun Sign

In Pisces the Sun generally gives a kind and loving nature, confiding, honest, amiable, sympathetic and especially kind to defenseless animals and people in distress. There is sometimes a sense of blessedness, or of being protected by the forces of nature, which either the native or those around him sense. Neat, particular and a lover of order and completeness; modest, often timid and lacking self-confidence. As a rule, Pisceans and industrious, methodical and logical in their processes; idealistic, imaginative, inspirational; often gifted with mediumistic faculty and usually fond of secret, occult of psychic investigation. The Pisces is retiring and humble.
Neptune is the planetary ruler of the sign Pisces.

Longitudinal Aspect Legend

Cutoff for error is 3.00 degrees.

The less the error the more powerful what is written for each aspect. Error of zero being strongest.

Good aspects:
0 degrees (Most Powerful)
120 degrees (Very Powerful)
30, 60 and 150 (Powerful) equal

Aspects that can be turbulent but can still be good:
180 degrees (Most Powerful)
90 degrees (Very Powerful)
45, 135 degrees (Powerful)


SUN Conjunct-0 degrees MERCURY with an error of .62 degrees.
Aspect strength = 84.46%

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Singer or songwriter; natural communicator, orator; radio or television host or commentator; news broadcaster; photographer; for corporations, a company engaged in Mercury ruled businesses including transportation in any of its facets (such as automobile and motorcycle manufacturing), communications, travel, messenger and delivery services.

SUN Semisextile-30 degrees JUPITER with an error of 1.69 degrees.
Aspect strength = 57.85%

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Gifted in the professions ruled by Jupiter, including education, law, and publishing; given to philanthropy; a very fortunate person; a spirit of abundance and generosity, tempered by wisdom; a skilled negotiator and arbitrator; a tactful person; a very skilled planner; patient; leaves little to chance; an inspiring leader and a champion; willing to die for a cause, yet a person of peace; someone who will not rock the boat except to address egregious grievances; a good family person; someone who is responsible and honorable.

MOON Semisquare-45 degrees VENUS with an error of 2.67 degrees.
Aspect strength = 33.31%

Emotionally changeable--especially where love relations are concerned; a tendency toward dilettantism--especially towards ill-advised amorous relations; threatens scandal; somewhat bad for financial pursuits, though rarely disastrously so, particularly where a good planetary aspect intervenes; feelings of awkwardness in romantic situations are common.

MOON Conjunct-0 degrees MARS with an error of 2.7 degrees.
Aspect strength = 32.48%

A person with ambitious goals and the drive to achieve them; implacable, an enthusiastic person, given to hard work and intense relationships, usually with a strong sexual element; highly emotion-driven; excels at physically demanding work.

MOON Trine-120 degrees NEPTUNE with an error of .33 degrees.
Aspect strength = 91.67%

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Inclines to success in things ruled by Neptune and as indicated by the sign and house it occupies; good for boating, swimming, shipping, dealing in liquids, choice food stuffs, canned goods, delicacies and things calculated to please the tastes of the public. Strong inspirational and imaging faculty; mediumistic qualities; fond of investigating Spiritualism, psychicism and the mysterious in nature, or some form of the Occult. Would make a good psychometrist, having active emotions and impressionability. If Venus or Mercury is also in good aspect it shows inspiration for art, music, singing, writing, speaking or acting.

MOON Conjunct-0 degrees CHIRON with an error of 1.67 degrees.
Aspect strength = 58.13%

This signifies a strong desire for marriage and children, someone who is highly intuitive and resourceful. It is a female Romance Aspect, and if the native is a woman, all she thinks about is her Prince Charming or meeting one. She feels completely unfulfilled without one in her life.

MERCURY Semisextile-30 degrees JUPITER with an error of 2.31 degrees.
Aspect strength = 42.31%

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Wisdom; logical mind, brilliant and persuasive communicator; teaches religion; can be brilliantly tactful, sees both sides of an argument good for diplomats, attorneys, negotiators, arbitrators; more than any other pairing, this one indicates the ability to hear (Mercury) the words of Providence (Jupiter) and therefore can be a prophetic writer and a voice of reason, a communicator for peace.

VENUS Semisquare-45 degrees MARS with an error of .03 degrees.
Aspect strength = 99.17%

Very fond of pleasure; impulsive and amorous; difficulty through excesses and the opposite sex.
Loss through over-liberal tendencies or carelessness and extravagance; also through fires, partnerships and too freely entering business or speculative enterprises.
At times the social popularity or standing will be adversely affected; danger through dishonesty or loss; opposition through friends or jealousy, separation and enmity. Trouble through marriage and partnerships.
If Venus or Mars were in a water sign, the tendency is to gratify the tastes and pleasurable emotions in dissipating habits.

VENUS Sextile-60 degrees SATURN with an error of 2.35 degrees.
Aspect strength = 41.22%

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Desire to have control over money and personal relationships, if this paring is quadralized with a Jupiter pairing, there is ability to make money; money from discipline, such persons place the value of money higher than the personal life; not stylish and not fashionable, such persons will not dress like the models on the cover of Vogue magazine; sometimes this person is unable to truly love anyone and is generally less emotional than most.

VENUS -135 degrees PLUTO with an error of 1.05 degrees.
Aspect strength = 73.74%

Jealousy and possessiveness enters relationships; ultimately causing loneliness in the native. A strong sex drive can lead to uncontrolled lust and immoderate behavior. Relationships are full of conflict. The native often loses friends without understanding the reason why. The native feels emotionally insecure and rears the inability to love or be loved.

MARS Semisextile-30 degrees JUPITER with an error of 2.91 degrees.
Aspect strength = 27.21%

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Attracts good luck; abundant energy; usually believes in God; fortunate and blessed; this pairing is a strong enhancer of other paring and planets.

MARS Opposite-180 degrees PLUTO with an error of 1.02 degrees.
Aspect strength = 74.57%

The capacity for violence lies just beneath the surface and often overwhelms the native. Lack of purpose causes inner turbulence and restlessness which may lead to irrational acts. The native has trouble controlling his impulses, and has difficulty living in a structured society. Sadistic tendencies. The native should learn to carefully analyze his reasons for taking actions of any sort.

JUPITER -135 degrees URANUS with an error of 2.7 degrees.
Aspect strength = 32.45%

Broad scope of mind and originality of thought with interesting, surprising or unique logic and manner of reasoning.
Loss through impulse, unwise judgment and imprudent action, risky ventures, unpremeditated acts.
Through unfortunate decision, changes and events the subject is hindered and delayed. Or deprived of the achievement of this highest ambitions. Troubles and losses by litigation; annoyance and difficulty over inheritance or property.
It threatens sudden, unexpected and heavy losses by acts of nature, through friends, governmental or legal decrees, misinformation, wrong advice, misjudgment.

JUPITER Sesquiquadrate-150 degrees PLUTO with an error of 1.89 degrees.
Aspect strength = 52.64%

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More than any other pairing, this one symbolizes super success; super powerful; super rich; unbelievably fortunate; remarkably enterprising we know that Pluto rules power, but it also rules elevated talent and gifts and is an enhancer, so this pairing also means being incredibly talented (which makes sense because how else can you have power?).

NEPTUNE Trine-120 degrees CHIRON with an error of 1.34 degrees.
Aspect strength = 66.46%

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This is a Cinderella aspect. Interpretations: long-term financial security through marriage, long-term family ties, long-term charisma, lasting noteworthiness, New Age ideas and inspirations, and becoming a real live Cinderella. It works on men, also. Since Neptune is the most feminine planet, this aspect imparts a soft, feminine charisma that is very appealing. Princess Diana was born with this aspect. It is also a Romance Aspect. The native believes in real-life Cinderellas and dreams about marrying a form of royalty.


SUN Parallel-0 degrees CHIRON with an error of 1.2 degrees.
Aspect strength = 25.05%

This is one of the most powerful aspects that is not a Super Aspect. It helps the native to be noteworthy and or charismatic. If the native also has a Super Aspect formed by Chiron, then he or she can have a hypnotic or mesmerizing influence on most of us. This is also a female Romance Aspect where the native (person born with the aspect), if female, has an unusually intense desire for marriage and children. Such women often marry and have children when they are very young.

VENUS Contra-Parallel-180 degrees NEPTUNE with an error of .29 degrees.
Aspect strength = 81.67%

Disappointments, complications, deceit and danger of scandal in love or marriage; instability and liability of fraud and deception on the part of the partner, especially if either planet be in the Fifth, Seventh or Twelfth House.
Strong desires, with probability of injury and danger through catering to the gratification of the tastes, or through lack of proper emotional expression.
Caution should be observed with diet and beverages. There may be danger form ptomaine poisoning through wrong food combinations or impure substances.
Guard against loss and theft, misplaced confidence and secret organization and affairs. Beware of financial loss through schemes, trusts, cliques, or rackets.

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Vocations for João Gordo, American musician (Ratos de Porão)

4.Stand-up comedian8.93
7.News Reporter8.47
9.Television Reporter8.36
10.Game Designer8.31
11.Sports Announcer8.27
12.Cartoon Voices8.17
20.Tattoo Artist7.81
21.Television Presenter7.78
22.Male Gay Porn Actor7.78
23.Patent Attorney7.68
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