John Vlismas

Born May 3, 1973

About This Birth Chart

John Vlismas, Stand-up comedian

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Birth Chart

Planet Positions

Q Sun 12° Taurus 55'
R Moon 21° Taurus 42'
S Mercury 25° Aries 15'
T Venus 19° Taurus 05'
U Mars 26° Aquarius 42'
V Jupiter 10° Aquarius 58'
W Saturn 18° Gemini 46'
X Uranus 20° Libra 06'
Y Neptune 6° Sagittarius 42'
Z Pluto 2° Libra 04'
t Chiron 18° Aries 20'
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Aspects

Chiron Trine Lilith
Error 0.14° · 96%
Chiron Sextile Priapus
Error 0.14° · 96%
Jupiter Semisextile North Node
Error 0.20° · 95%
Jupiter Quincunx South Node
Error 0.20° · 95%
Saturn Conjunction Priapus
Error 0.28° · 93%
Saturn Opposition Lilith
Error 0.28° · 93%
Venus (Ruler) Semisextile Saturn
Error 0.32° · 92%
Saturn Sextile Chiron
Error 0.43° · 89%
Venus (Ruler) Semisextile Priapus
Error 0.60° · 85%
Venus (Ruler) Quincunx Lilith
Error 0.60° · 85%
Venus (Ruler) Semisextile Chiron
Error 0.75° · 81%
Mars Semisquare North Node
Error 0.93° · 77%
Mars Sesquiquadrate South Node
Error 0.93° · 77%
Venus (Ruler) Quincunx Uranus
Error 1.02° · 75%
Saturn Trine Uranus
Error 1.34° · 66%
Mercury Sextile Mars
Error 1.46° · 64%
Uranus Semisquare Neptune
Error 1.59° · 60%
Moon Quincunx Uranus
Error 1.60° · 60%
Uranus Trine Priapus
Error 1.62° · 59%
Uranus Sextile Lilith
Error 1.62° · 59%
Uranus Opposition Chiron
Error 1.77° · 56%
Sun Square Jupiter
Error 1.95° · 51%
Venus (Ruler) Sesquiquadrate Pluto
Error 2.01° · 50%
Sun Trine North Node
Error 2.14° · 46%
Sun Sextile South Node
Error 2.14° · 46%
Moon Conjunction Venus (Ruler)
Error 2.62° · 34%
Moon Semisextile Saturn
Error 2.95° · 26%
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Planetary positions are calculated using a noon reference time. Houses, the Ascendant, Descendant, Midheaven, and IC are not shown. The Moon's exact position may vary depending on the actual birth time.

Q Sun in Taurus

In Taurus the Sun makes the native self-reliant, determined, persistent, stable, firm, careful and cautious. Taurians fear pain. They seem patient and will wait a long time for their plans to mature; gentle when unprovoked but furious when angered and then headstrong and unyielding; secretive and reserved with latent energy and mental power; practical and constructive. Lover of nature, art, music, literature and amusement. Are usually capable of becoming psychics, mediums and healers. Make good public servants, officials and splendid executive workers. Venus is the planetary ruler of the sign Taurus.


Longitudinal Aspects

Sun Square Jupiter
Error: 1.95°   Strength: 51.33%

Threatens financial setbacks through miscalculation in investments, speculation, errors in business, litigation; imprudent, premature action, often based on bad advice; a good aspect of the Moon will help to moderate this, but misfortune tends to prevail, often due to a false sense of security or outright bad judgment; absent careful reasoning or forethought; bombastic; irritable; fond of extravagant display.

Sun Trine North Node
Error: 2.14°   Strength: 46.42%
Sun Sextile South Node
Error: 2.14°   Strength: 46.42%
Moon Conjunction Venus (Ruler)
Error: 2.62°   Strength: 34.43%

A highly intuitive person; sensitive; engaging in personality and gifted with a high degree of emotional intelligence; an affinity for natural beauty; easily forms deep personal connections with others; sociable; affectionate; a tidy person, well-mannered; hospitality or real estate are often ideal career choices.

Moon Semisextile Saturn
Error: 2.95°   Strength: 26.34%

This signifies a determined, strong-willed person with enormous drive. It is the sign of the bulldozer who will run over anyone is sight to meet an objective, but who is often successful because of this drive and determination. Generally unorthodox, the native neither seeks nor accepts advice from others, and is happiest when being the boss in all relationships. This is the IMMOVABLE ASPECT, and the natives usually are the most self-willed and controlling persons in the zodiac. The upside is that they are very often genuinely faithful, are good providers, and are responsible to their family. (Note this aspect is the same as Sun/Saturn but more emotionally charged.)

Moon Quincunx Uranus
Error: 1.60°   Strength: 59.88%

The native is active, firm, enterprising and scientific. Fond of friendship and the opposite sex. Success and gain through the occult, and through original, inventive and progressive people. The aspect tends to awaken the imaging faculties, quickens the though and intuition, leads the mind into original lines and gives interest in new methods, inventions, curiosities, etc.., giving mesmeric and psychic faculty; good for healing and telepathy. Benefit through business and novelties. A good aspect for an electric expert or worker. Inclination for and benefit through astrology. Advantageous changes and removals. Favors traveling and if either planet is in the Third or Ninth House, many journeys. If in the Fourth House, many changes of residence.

Mercury Sextile Mars
Error: 1.46°   Strength: 63.53%

Lightening-fast mind reflexes; energized respiratory capabilities, great for runners; mind over body in that the mind controls the muscles, this pairing provides the ability to quickly learn complicated physical routines such as dance steps; military tactician.

Venus (Ruler) Semisextile Saturn
Error: 0.32°   Strength: 91.91%

Desire to have control over money and personal relationships, if this paring is quadralized with a Jupiter pairing, there is ability to make money; money from discipline, such persons place the value of money higher than the personal life; not stylish and not fashionable, such persons will not dress like the models on the cover of Vogue magazine; sometimes this person is unable to truly love anyone and is generally less emotional than most.

Venus (Ruler) Quincunx Uranus
Error: 1.02°   Strength: 74.55%

Loved and adored by the public; public idol; photogenic and charismatic, beautiful on screen and in print; money from sources ruled by Uranus and/or love of whatever is Uranian, including change, entertainment, broadcasting, the movies, telecommunications, publicity and fame, astrology, public performances of all kinds, space travel and flying, technology.

Venus (Ruler) Sesquiquadrate Pluto
Error: 2.01°   Strength: 49.69%

Jealousy and possessiveness enters relationships; ultimately causing loneliness in the native. A strong sex drive can lead to uncontrolled lust and immoderate behavior. Relationships are full of conflict. The native often loses friends without understanding the reason why. The native feels emotionally insecure and rears the inability to love or be loved.

Venus (Ruler) Semisextile Chiron
Error: 0.75°   Strength: 81.27%

This is a Super Aspect and the most significant Romance Aspect. Some interpretations: charismatic beauty, love of family and marriage, strong marriage and family orientation, a career involved with making money, love for the New Age and what is a part of the new Age, money from marriage and family, money from endeavors that are ruled by Chiron and what has to do with the public, and a charismatic amount of money. The native is almost always in love with being in love and therefore always needs to be in a love relationship, resulting and a tendency to fall in love too easily.

Venus (Ruler) Quincunx Lilith
Error: 0.60°   Strength: 84.88%
Venus (Ruler) Semisextile Priapus
Error: 0.60°   Strength: 84.88%
Mars Semisquare North Node
Error: 0.93°   Strength: 76.63%
Mars Sesquiquadrate South Node
Error: 0.93°   Strength: 76.63%
Jupiter Semisextile North Node
Error: 0.20°   Strength: 95.08%
Jupiter Quincunx South Node
Error: 0.20°   Strength: 95.08%
Saturn Trine Uranus
Error: 1.34°   Strength: 66.46%

Charismatic and almost hypnotic, commanding and able to move large audiences and even entire nations; if this pairing is quadralized with a Jupiter pairing, the person has the maximum ability to influence and control audiences, the public, nations, and the world; unconventional; daring to be different; attracted to the counterculture; very independent with an intense dislike of authority; seeking change for the sake of change as opposed to any particular ideas, even though doctrines, will be professed; desire to dominate and control the populace or segments of it, with the ability to do so through charisma; intensely egotistical; this is the single strongest pairing in providing someone with the ability to move the public and change the world.

Saturn Sextile Chiron
Error: 0.43°   Strength: 89.36%

This provides the native with the unusual ability to be a force against Judeo-Christian beliefs, morals and family values, and against marriage as an institution. This aspect also gives the native an ability to dominate the destinies of others, for better or worse. The native very often has a desire and ability to destroy marriages and break up families, and is often against the free enterprise economic system, preferring socialism or communism. Because this is a Saturn aspect, a turbulent angle can result in unconventionality. Especially in a woman, the turbulent Saturn-Chiron aspect is the Seclusion Aspect, with the native often living the last decades without a loved one. If a person has this aspect, there is far greater need to be much more careful about any involvement. In any relationship of love, a Romantic Super Linkage is required to offset this natal aspect. Please remember that all other natal aspects must be taken into account when analyzing a chart, and there could be offsetting aspects.

Saturn Opposition Lilith
Error: 0.28°   Strength: 92.97%
Saturn Conjunction Priapus
Error: 0.28°   Strength: 92.97%
Uranus Semisquare Neptune
Error: 1.59°   Strength: 60.17%

This is not a very serious aspect; it gives the same quick, keen intuition and faculty for the curious, with attraction for and desire to investigate the mysterious and things occult, but indicates obstacles, difficulties and danger in following extremes in the foregoing. The person is subject to psychic conditions, consciously or unconsciously, therefore, my be influenced by surroundings and environment to his detriment. Many inexpressible moods and emotions will be felt, such as from trance, ecstasy and bliss to vague, semi-hysterical states. Subtle attraction and revulsion. Should exercise great discrimination in choice of friend, confidante or confrere.

Uranus Opposition Chiron
Error: 1.77°   Strength: 55.82%

** Turbulent Aspect ** This is a very powerful and helpful aspect, but unfortunately, it occurs too rarely (about every five years). It is most helpful when the native directs the aspect to achieve great fame and success in an area ruled by Chiron or Uranus. A person with this aspect has the ultimate in hypnotic charisma.

Uranus Sextile Lilith
Error: 1.62°   Strength: 59.43%
Uranus Trine Priapus
Error: 1.62°   Strength: 59.43%
Chiron Trine Lilith
Error: 0.14°   Strength: 96.40%
Chiron Sextile Priapus
Error: 0.14°   Strength: 96.40%

Declination Aspects

Sun Parallel Pluto
Error: 1.08°   Strength: 32.29%

A person of tremendous will-power; desire for power and a willingness to do what it takes to obtain it--even at the expense of ethics; a competitor; a person gifted with the skills to excel in things ruled by Pluto, including large-scale enterprises, politics; seldom a follower, single-minded in the pursuit of set goals; often self-centered, with a "me-first" attitude; second best is not an option; highly successful; tendency toward strong sexual attraction.

Moon Parallel Saturn
Error: 0.02°   Strength: 98.58%

This signifies a determined, strong-willed person with enormous drive. It is the sign of the bulldozer who will run over anyone is sight to meet an objective, but who is often successful because of this drive and determination. Generally unorthodox, the native neither seeks nor accepts advice from others, and is happiest when being the boss in all relationships. This is the IMMOVABLE ASPECT, and the natives usually are the most self-willed and controlling persons in the zodiac. The upside is that they are very often genuinely faithful, are good providers, and are responsible to their family. (Note this aspect is the same as Sun/Saturn but more emotionally charged.)

Mercury Contra-Parallel Uranus
Error: 0.46°   Strength: 71.12%

Active mentality; impulsive, irregular and sarcastic turns of mind; very observant, ingenious and critical; unsuccessful in literary pursuits; public criticism probably through the press; difficulty through societies, friends and kindred. Skeptical and peculiar; a reformer's spirit and extreme or radical ideas; constant desire for new fields or modes of action; sudden and unexpected adverse changes and removals. Restless, dissatisfied, discontented, daring, audacious, defiant, adventurous. Subject to accidents, especially in travel.

Mercury Parallel Chiron
Error: 0.74°   Strength: 53.65%

It is the most powerful aspect in helping someone to be a charismatic speaker (Evita Person was born with this), writer, or singer. This aspect also promotes a New Age outlook and makes the native highly intelligent, adventuresome, and self-reliant.

Venus (Ruler) Contra-Parallel Jupiter
Error: 0.86°   Strength: 46.41%

Strong desire for grace, refinement, talent, beauty and luxury, but forced to be content with these to an ordinary or limited extent and satisfied with best show or substitute possible. Unless other testimonies offset this, it is not a good aspect for the accumulation of money, as a great deal is spent for appearances in dress, ornaments, luxury; inclines to easy good nature and fondness for pleasure, producing lack off accurate business instinct, resulting in loss through carelessness, fraud, deception, desertion, separation, prosecution, speculation, and unsound investments or securities. Difficulty in love and marriage through faithlessness or misrepresentation. Liable to overdo in the gratification of desires for pleasure and amusements; apt to be overliberal, extravagant and amorous. Blood or skin disorders; loss through floods.

Mars Contra-Parallel Pluto
Error: 0.45°   Strength: 72.12%

The capacity for violence lies just beneath the surface and often overwhelms the native. Lack of purpose causes inner turbulence and restlessness which may lead to irrational acts. The native has trouble controlling his impulses, and has difficulty living in a structured society. Sadistic tendencies. The native should learn to carefully analyze his reasons for taking actions of any sort.

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